Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 11, 2020

Dinosaur movies be like,

T-rex: I’m gonna sneak up on these humans all stealthy like. RAR! I AM HERE! Oh, they ran away.

And then it goes extinct.

Animal Planet? Have we got a show for you!

Not exactly like Lord Splendid Humility.

Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and not causing fear. Surprise, not causing fear, and an almost fanatical devotion to not being seen by humans.

I shall come in again.

I usually sneak up on people by accident. Maybe I should do it on purpose like Marigold does.

Looks like she is still having trouble with the sky.

I’d really like to see a hooved creature like Marigold crawl like that. I don’t think it’d be normally possible but well… UNICORN! :)

“Jaws” or “Psycho”?

With Marigold, live is never boring.

(admires the settings for the first, second, third, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth panels of the cartoon)

Panels 4 and 5 are a classic example of false logic — and they’re hilarious.

Stealth: Fail. Words matching deeds: Pass.

Yep: If you can’t do what you want, do what you do well.

The origin of Captain Obvious – without sneakers…

Sneak. Sneak. Sneak sneak sneak.

x3 Maragold is so funny on paragraph 4 XD HHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSGSHSHA