Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 05, 2022
May 04, 2022
May 06, 2022
Transcript:
Nancy: Why are you pushing and pulling that bag around?
Bag reads: 200 LBS SAND
Sluggo: I'm practicing---I've gotta take my cousin to a party. And she loves to DANCE.
And then there was the shy boy whose mother told him be sure to compliment his “pleasingly plump” date for the dance. As he shoved her to and fro around the dance floor, sweating both from the workout and from nerves, he stammered, “B-b-b-boy! For a f-f-f-fat girl, y-y-you sure d-d-d-d-on’t sweat much!!!”
PicaraJustina over 2 years ago
Who knew Little Lotta was Sluggo’s cousin?
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Sure are a lot of fat people in Three Rocks (see yesterday’s strip).
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Interesting sparring session there, Sluggo!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Practice makes perfect …
DaBull57 over 2 years ago
She is the daughter of the obese couple from yesterday’s comic strip.
databass over 2 years ago
Sluggo is fit.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Steel toed dancing shoes are recommended.
WesTXGrl13 Premium Member over 2 years ago
And then there was the shy boy whose mother told him be sure to compliment his “pleasingly plump” date for the dance. As he shoved her to and fro around the dance floor, sweating both from the workout and from nerves, he stammered, “B-b-b-boy! For a f-f-f-fat girl, y-y-you sure d-d-d-d-on’t sweat much!!!”
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
Low one.
brklnbern over 2 years ago
But dancing and pushing are not the same.
I Go Pogo over 2 years ago
It’s polka time so sing along folks! “Oh, you can have her, I don’t want her, she’s too fat for me!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cn-iPEEzfA