Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 19, 2023

That team doesn’t have a good ground crew.

Strictly minor league baseball.

“Thanks for cutting the grass, kid, but you have to pay to watch the game.”

The grass will just grow back. Instead of a scissors, Sluggo should have brought an old hand drill and made another eye hole higher up.

Sluggo invents the warning track.

“Psst, hey kid; I’ve got some grass at home that needs trimming. Can you come over and do it for me, I’ll pay you $10!”

“To him that will, ways are not wanting,” George Herbert, 1640, more commonly rendered as “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”

LOL!

Left-handed scissors!

Oh groundskeeper!

Trying to watch the ball game for free

Hire that boy for the grounds crew.

Wonder if that was done on purpose.