Well, it’s another 2010 rerun. McPherson might be on vacation all week… I hope he finishes my landscaping.
I guess we’ll just have to entertain ourselves again. So this circus clown, all decked-out in full clown regalia, walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I REALLY need a job, do you have any openings?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, sorry, but why don’t you just try the circus?”The clown says, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
Where I live, it’s been decades since I can expect to see even a single fly in a given year. Probably not a good sign environmentally, but, for the present, greatly appreciated.
While waiting in a hospital waiting room yesterday I had a fly land on my pant-leg. Three loud swats from my book killed that varmint and got the attention of the other 20 folks sitting quietly with their phones in hand. When I went to brush the carcass off the huge paperclip I use as a bookmark flew off and skittered across the floor so I had to get up to retrieve it. “At least the fly’s dead, flies don’t belong in a hospital!” was all I could say.
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Hopefully no one has tried this, yet!!
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
Once he realized what he needed to change about his fly-by-night operation.
momofalex7 about 4 years ago
Those flies must be really strong.
eromlig about 4 years ago
That only lasted until the offense developed the Fly Sweep.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
One broken sack from the snack shack and the whole idea is grounded. It also explains the toad w/half a banner sticking out!
TStyle78 about 4 years ago
That’s a good idea. Wish I’d thought of that first.
kelese about 4 years ago
Hmmm… I’ve heard of a fly by night business but not a fly by day.
jr1234 about 4 years ago
Where’s Bleeb?
H.L. Mencken about 4 years ago
The town is abuzz with enthusiasm for Ed’s new business.
bobpeters61 about 4 years ago
That’s one way to generate a buzz.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Crappy idea.
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, it’s another 2010 rerun. McPherson might be on vacation all week… I hope he finishes my landscaping.
I guess we’ll just have to entertain ourselves again. So this circus clown, all decked-out in full clown regalia, walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I REALLY need a job, do you have any openings?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, sorry, but why don’t you just try the circus?”The clown says, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
hollisson Premium Member about 4 years ago
This would be almost as bad as pop-up ads on web sites.
tomtrow44 about 4 years ago
Don’t let the politicians know about this.
Jefano Premium Member about 4 years ago
Where I live, it’s been decades since I can expect to see even a single fly in a given year. Probably not a good sign environmentally, but, for the present, greatly appreciated.
Leojim about 4 years ago
I love that he has a box of flies with a spigot on it. And that his coffee cup is straight below the spigot. Can you say “fly poo”!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Where can I hire a frog?
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
While waiting in a hospital waiting room yesterday I had a fly land on my pant-leg. Three loud swats from my book killed that varmint and got the attention of the other 20 folks sitting quietly with their phones in hand. When I went to brush the carcass off the huge paperclip I use as a bookmark flew off and skittered across the floor so I had to get up to retrieve it. “At least the fly’s dead, flies don’t belong in a hospital!” was all I could say.
I didn’t notice Ed’s banner attached though.
Perkycat about 4 years ago
As if flies aren’t annoying enough……
RobinHood about 4 years ago
“What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s happening.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Frogs are gonna LOVE these new ads
DondiDoo about 4 years ago
Would it be ironic for a fly to carry a banner for Raid?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my advertising!”
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
PETA is gonna be all over this! :)
ekke about 4 years ago
Great idea, but the motor would need to be the size of a murder hornet, no?
GeoffreySchwartz about 4 years ago
I’d be the guy that put out bug zappers next door.
spaced man spliff about 4 years ago
Straighten up and fly right !! The dude came up with this season’s pet rock.
ronaldspence about 4 years ago
Put the zipper in back so you can have a fly by the seat of your pants