Maybe a name like “Guy Pow” would instill more fear, but it would also set the bar pretty high. With “Fwipple Dipple” on the other hand, she can incapacitate her opponent as he is laughing uncontrollably at the name.
waif-fu: A form of movie martial arts where a tiny, pretty girl gives a beating to opponents much bigger than her who in real life would tear her apart.
“Fwipple-Dipple” sounds like the name of an ice cream dessert at Friendly’s, or some nauseatingly cute thing someone would call their puppy. “Don’t mess with me; I know Fwipple-Dipple” is not going to strike fear into anyone’s heart.
rshive over 4 years ago
Patty cake probably induces more fear.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
The martial art itself doesn’t need to work as long as it sounds tough! /s
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
I taught myself to use commonly found items as weapons
I call it the Esoteric Art of Broom and Shovel
Differentname over 4 years ago
Words like ‘Glock’ only sound scary because we know what they mean. Once she’s broken a few limbs ‘Fwipple Dipple’ will be words to dread!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
If it works, it doesn’t matter what it is called.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
Where is the baby bear?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ecky Thump, of course, was already taken.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
Maybe a name like “Guy Pow” would instill more fear, but it would also set the bar pretty high. With “Fwipple Dipple” on the other hand, she can incapacitate her opponent as he is laughing uncontrollably at the name.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s already been invented.
waif-fu: A form of movie martial arts where a tiny, pretty girl gives a beating to opponents much bigger than her who in real life would tear her apart.
genez over 4 years ago
As Bob Hope and Bing Crosby repeatedly demonstrated in their “Road” movies, patty cake can indeed be an effective weapon, sometimes.
https://youtu.be/LQ-HhecZqjE
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
My wife and daughters carry concealed weapons. Still require training and practice…. but beat ki-ya! hands down.
JLChi over 4 years ago
Any sane person would run from a threat of fwipple dipple.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Wing Chun.
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Fwipple-Dipple” sounds like the name of an ice cream dessert at Friendly’s, or some nauseatingly cute thing someone would call their puppy. “Don’t mess with me; I know Fwipple-Dipple” is not going to strike fear into anyone’s heart.