Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 29, 2020

Sounds like my brother.

So it’s whine and cheese again.

Eating is so overrated!

I’m sick of your cooking, too.

My wife likes to cook. I like to eat. It works out nicely.

Thank gawd for leftovers. . .which are there because of the two or three days a I week I DO cook. . .

Ordering pizzas again, eh?

Rumor has it you were taught all you know about British cooking by Flo Capp.

What a coincidence! We’re sick of your cooking!

More to the point, you’re sick of your cooking.

Looks like it wouldn’t hurt you to miss a meal now and then.

Every time I order a takeaway, it’s always KFC. I won’t have anything else.

Anyway nobody is allowed to dine in at my local KFC anymore. So eating it in the comfort of my own home is totally fine with me!

xxx

So long as the Cooking didn’t make Other people sick.

Auntie’s got a fever. More cowbell!