Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 21, 2020

Fluffy from Harry Potter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh5cGDlhB5A

Clifford.

But then, it may only be Marmaduke!

Too late, sir! He’s already well ahead of you!

We had a St Bernard

Big dog, deep bark, would not hurt a fly

And you don’t even need to have a dog.

I’d rather sell him dog food!

Nice doggy.

Hope his bark is worse than his bite.

To make that sign even more effective, have a big bite out of the sign. From the ‘re’ to the ‘g’. Then you won’t even need a dog.

There used to be a joke going around that if you were moving into a new house and wanted a fenced just put a very large in your back yard and very soon your neighbors would have most of your yard fenced.

Some years later my wife and I bought a house that had a storage shed and large dog house in the back yard.Upon seeing them I looked around and saw that all the fences around the yard belonged to the neighbors except for two short sections separating my front from the back.

Delusion or illusion, occasionally either works.

It’s probably a matter of perspective but if that dog house and sign are really close to the house and are as big as they look….!