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Professor Sutherland was well known for burning hamburgers on the grill as well.
Gladiatrix were considered “exotic markers of truly lavish spectacle” by members of Rome’s elite. Famed orgy/bachelor party organizer Juvenal illustrated his brochures with a woman named “Mevia”, a beast-hunter, hunting boars in the arena “with spear in hand and breasts exposed.”
I HATE recipe reviews that say “Instead of sugar, I used molasses. And I didn’t have any eggs so I added butter. And I added 2 cups of red pepper. I’m rating this recipe one-star. It was a disaster!”
Professor: “Look! This tablet has a recipe!” Asst1: “Are you sure? It’s just a cracked stone” Professor: “No, no! Look! It’s ancient Mesopotamian. We have to recreate it!! Go get me some lamb stew from Sam’s. It’s their daily special” Asst1: “Ehm… well… OK…” Asst2: “Are you completely sure? I know for a fact that this is rubble from the construction down the street” Professor: “Yes, I know. But it’s raining and I’m hungry.”
eromlig over 4 years ago
30,001 bees. 3771 year old tablet. Take cover and God help us all.
eromlig over 4 years ago
Over to you, Jason.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
the stone tablet of recipes… imagine that being used as an episode and a reference on YouTube’s “Tasting History with Max Miller”
Bilan over 4 years ago
Let me guess, the fights with the gladiatrices was shown on Fox.
sevaar777 over 4 years ago
And today, rich old white executives visit a female called a Dominatrix.
sevaar777 over 4 years ago
I heard acorns rolling across my attic by a family of squirrels. Does that get me a Ripley’s entry, too?
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
Good to read that the Gladiatrix obviously weren’t affected by bone spurs.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Now I have to wonder how good that dish was!
Gent over 4 years ago
Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that ancient aliens taught these ancient recipes to ancient humans.
Gent over 4 years ago
Em ancient Romans were equal opportunity employers, eh.
Buzzworld over 4 years ago
Julia Child made that recipe using honey instead of blood dressed as a Gladiatrix.
The Pro from Dover over 4 years ago
Xena and Gabrielle!
James Wolfenstein over 4 years ago
I’m not complaining, but I doubt the gladiatrix looked that hot…
Attwater's prairie chicken over 4 years ago
on this day in history on September 25th 1992 NASA launches Mars Observer probe; it fails 11 months later.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 4 years ago
And heaven knows they knew a lot of trix. lol, lmao, hyuck hyuck.. etc..
Take care and gesundheit.
dwdl21 over 4 years ago
I do believe the bee people installed a glass wall so they could watch the bees.
ncorgbl over 4 years ago
Pennsylvania is the new home of ‘Ninja Bees’.
Professor Sutherland was well known for burning hamburgers on the grill as well.
Gladiatrix were considered “exotic markers of truly lavish spectacle” by members of Rome’s elite. Famed orgy/bachelor party organizer Juvenal illustrated his brochures with a woman named “Mevia”, a beast-hunter, hunting boars in the arena “with spear in hand and breasts exposed.”
Mr. JRB over 4 years ago
I hate you more and more every day, you , you, grrrr
prabbit237 over 4 years ago
Is that was the rabbit says? (“Glad I ate Trix”)?
prabbit237 over 4 years ago
I HATE recipe reviews that say “Instead of sugar, I used molasses. And I didn’t have any eggs so I added butter. And I added 2 cups of red pepper. I’m rating this recipe one-star. It was a disaster!”
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Proof that even the ancients liked a good cat fight.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
The families first clue was when they spotted their kids licking the wallpaper…
James Wolfenstein over 4 years ago
Professor: “Look! This tablet has a recipe!” Asst1: “Are you sure? It’s just a cracked stone” Professor: “No, no! Look! It’s ancient Mesopotamian. We have to recreate it!! Go get me some lamb stew from Sam’s. It’s their daily special” Asst1: “Ehm… well… OK…” Asst2: “Are you completely sure? I know for a fact that this is rubble from the construction down the street” Professor: “Yes, I know. But it’s raining and I’m hungry.”