One time went out for pizza with three friends. Everybody wanted different combinations of toppings, and the waitress said, “No problem, we do quarters all the time.” So she went clockwise around the table taking our orders. When the pizza came out we had a problem – The toppings only aligned with one person at a time. The pizza had been arranged counter-clockwise, by the one left-hander in the kitchen.
Pesky Pete’s Pizza Guy: “Listen, buddy, if this is one of those old-fashioned crank phone calls, remember that in this day and age we have caller ID. We will find you.”
Robert4170 almost 4 years ago
Brutus is as bad at math as Calvin. I wonder how he keeps his job.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You never did fractions in school way back when, did you?
finkd almost 4 years ago
Brutus ordered onions for his mother-in-law’s “half” because he knew they didn’t have eye of newt.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
Wait that adds up to a pie and half, right? No wait…
whenlifewassimpler almost 4 years ago
MMM sounds like a pizza right up my alley.
Otto Knowbetter almost 4 years ago
And if you think the cuts will be between the individual ingredients, you’re dreaming.
kucpa Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There are 8 slices in your large pie? Please cut it into six. I can’t eat eight.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The economy under Reagan was fantastic. Of course we’d just come off an all time low with Carter.
bigplayray almost 4 years ago
With Thornys’ pizza, You can share half and still have a whole!
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
I miss the three halves of radio’s “Car Talk” program.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
To half or half not.
llong65 almost 4 years ago
ok then that will be 2 pizzas
R.R.Bedford almost 4 years ago
A pizza is not a pizza if it lacks pineapple and anchovies.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ronald Reagan great American and President!
timinwsac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s what being taught new math in the sixtys has done to us.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Needs a refresher course in both math and geometry. However, maybe he figured out a way to defy the laws of physics……
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I think when the pizza arrives there will be halves and half-nots.
tauyen almost 4 years ago
He’s to old to be a product of the Betsy DeVos education system
paranormal almost 4 years ago
So, that’ll be two pizzas.
heathcliff2 almost 4 years ago
Did he say one halved, two halved or one quartered? Is he using that new math?
heathcliff2 almost 4 years ago
Looking at that man’s face, perhaps he has heard that issue before.
l3i7l almost 4 years ago
One time went out for pizza with three friends. Everybody wanted different combinations of toppings, and the waitress said, “No problem, we do quarters all the time.” So she went clockwise around the table taking our orders. When the pizza came out we had a problem – The toppings only aligned with one person at a time. The pizza had been arranged counter-clockwise, by the one left-hander in the kitchen.
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pesky Pete’s Pizza Guy: “No problem, Crazy Customer — we’ll deliver your two large pizzas in about 30 minutes.”
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pesky Pete’s Pizza Guy: “Listen, buddy, if this is one of those old-fashioned crank phone calls, remember that in this day and age we have caller ID. We will find you.”