The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 29, 2020

The bat men for British officers used flat Champagne.

truth in advertising

Yo, llama!

He’d better hold his shoes in front of his face.

His business is going like blazes – a two el-lama.

Spit shine shoes….a blast from the past

Hey, they’re really good spitters!

Is the boy’s name Lloyd?

I hope he knows spit from Shinola.

“Allow me to introduce my assistant, Dolly.”

For riding boots, he brings in the camel.

Could use Great Mastiff drool.

I’d walk a mile for a cameloid!

Four years in the Marines and I never could get a really good spit shine.

I think this service should only be for wellers.

I wish I had a llama when I was in basic training.

only the best spit

It’s Alpaca lies.

Wait for the ears to flatten, then duck.

Just for the record, one spits on the polish, not the shoes.

No llamas were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon.

Las llamas son peligrosas, si ve una llama y hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado, llamas!

Through my years in the Army, so long ago, I found through much effort, that water is the better emollient agent for bringing low quarters to the desired level of reflective surface.

Having owned (or been owned by) llamas for many years, I could probably cough up a couple o’ bits of camelid humor, but I’ll just sit back and enjoy the comments. Subsets Guanaco, Vicuna, Alpaca acceptable.

For a quick spit shine, get patent leather dress shoes instead.

As revenues increased and debt-ratio decreased he upgraded to a camel.

Well not on you shoes anyway. You might want to wear shield.

Glad it’s not a cobra.

I have a Tibetan holy man for that!

The worst part about it is that the sign doesn’t say where the spit is going.

If you really want a boatload of spit, try using a camel.

Spit shinning shoes is an art, and probably a lost one at that.

Does slobber work just as well? My Yellow Lab could whip you up a batch in no time!

Como se llama, Llama? Dolly?