The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 03, 2020

My life has not been enhanced to learn there is a rapper named Post Malone.

Something rotten here!

He’s one of those rottin’ singers.

Don’t forget about the brown M&Ms. ;-)

The bin? Well, like they say, it all comes out in the end.

a litter box?

I don’t get it

Compost would be the polite way to describe rap.

Less bright than Lamppost Malone.

Looks like he’s asking for a honey pot.

They dug up Ludwig van Beethoven and he was erasing his 5th Symphony. Yes, he was decomposing.

He doesn’t need to buy weed. He can grow it on himself.

If he doesn’t follow the contract just tell him to “pogue mahome.” (Variance of a Gaelic phrase).

I won’t bother to Google this.

Washington Post Malone: “Music dies in darkness.”

Rap “music” is misspelled. Should begin with the letter “C”.

Is that a Malone rider?

Actually, when I die I want to be composted

Rappers are for chocolate bars, not comics.

You don’t discuss the rider with the artist. Especially when the artist is at the venue, then everything should already be in place. Stupid promoter.

His 2020 hit “Circles” is off the charts, however, and not rap at all. Love it.