Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 26, 2020

Hope the kid doesn’t look up.

And his friend the squirrel is really worried, too.

Oh! The humanity!

They will be upset she didn’t get a piece of him…

Look up kid!!

Taxidermy takes a long time. How long has Maxwell been missing?

Nope; the antlers look different.

I think he met his fate by a silver hammer.

Uh oh!

Poor Max. He was so tasty. Er.. I mean.. So trusty.

To quote The Friendly Giant…“Look up. Look Waaaay up.” (Older Canadians will get this quote)

Which bar is that in Greenville Maine?

Hunters should be allowed to hunt each other, the most dangerous game and a species needing winnowing. Everybody wins.

Maxwell is not well. Too much hanging out in bars.

I once told a park ranger how to stop a charging moose.

Take away his credit card.

Oops.

“No. But we’ll mount a search.. lmao.. har! Scram, Gomer.”

Maxwell was from the Great White North, eh.

Why do they have a picture of just his head?

A møøse once bit my sister.

Try the Moose lodge down the road.

This is just a technicality, but has anyone else noticed that the ears and antlers need to be switched?