Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 30, 2020

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    They ran out of clean underwear and socks.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    One winter, on a lark, we drove down to Roswell. We sent all our Christmas cards from their post office. Visited sites etc. This was way back, when the History channel actually did history.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    Special delivery.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    I heard a pastor tell of this story one time:

    He was waiting in line at the airport check-in and the guy ahead of him was giving the agent a really hard time. When it was his turn, he said to the agent: “I was sorry to see you be treated that way by such a rude customer. I must say you kept your cool quite well.”

    The agent said: “That’s OK. A lot of people don’t know as much as they think they know. For instance, that fellow doesn’t know that, although he is flying to Hawaii, his luggage is going to Florida.”

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Very considerate aliens. But they couldn’t beam it down?

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    bobpeters61  over 4 years ago

    Amazon contemplates a new Prime delivery system.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Wait until you get that delivery fee! It’s out of this world!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    TSA. Just finished “probing” the luggage.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    E.T. go home!

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    andersjg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Boldy went where no man has been…….

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    They decided they didn’t want you after all.

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    They decided they didn’t want you after all. All they saw told them the pointless, but dull story.

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