Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 08, 2020

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    GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago

    That is 454.59 trips to & from the fridge. At some point, he will clean it out, but the damage to the waistline will already be done.

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    allen@home  about 4 years ago

    If he has carpet all those trips will wear it out. If it’s hardwood floors they will need to be refinished. With all the trips to & from the couch & refrigerator.

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    therese_callahan2002  about 4 years ago

    A storm knocked out my fridge last night.

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    It’s a long twenty step trek from my couch to the fridge.

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    Ralph’s already in shape…if you count round as a shape…

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    carlosrivers  about 4 years ago

    Ralph needs to walk 10,000 steps per HOUR!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 4 years ago

    Try taking most of the other 9989 steps outside.

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    donwestonmysteries  about 4 years ago

    And 11 steps back to the couch.

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    prrdh  about 4 years ago

    As the proverb says, the journey of 10,000 steps begins with a single trip to the fridge. Or something like that.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Get a FitBit and attach it to Wally’s collar.

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