Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 05, 2020

Rodeo Drive misses you, too.

So the economy goes into default .

Hard to believe this strip is from 25 years ago.

If the strip was updated…

Sorry Judge, but i cannot serve. I can’t miss Prime Day AND make a fair decision in sequestration. I expect that there will be a great sale on a leather glove…I mean a pair of gloves.

If I was forced to go without reading, I’d be even grumpier than Boopsie. Shopping, not so much, online is so much nicer than in person.

He has maybe an hour’s access and he’s reading the paper?!

In the last 6 months, I’ve been to the market 8 times and the hardware store twice, that is about all I’m willing to expose myself.

The last time I served on Jury duty, I was at first required to wait in a large room waiting to be called up to be questioned for jury duty. The first case didn’t want me so I waited another day. Then the court decided all I needed to do was call in to see if I needed to come in. And, that’s how I spent the rest of the week, and I was released.

I assume the defendant is sort of miffed too. I remember the judge had a collection of sand hour glasses on the bench. Probably for entertainment.

Last month? As a man, I would be complaining if I was only getting it once a month. I mean, shopping, of course…

Last…month?

Last month. Hmm, at their age, what would rhat be – less than 1/4 of median?

Looks like Boopsie made an oopsie…

Wait ‘till 2020 & you’re confined to your home for no good reason at all!!

Last MONTH? BD, w gotta talk…

She stopped having That urge after her 4th experience with BD.

Once is an Accident.

Twice is a Coinky-Dinky.

Three times is Late Night TV’s fault.

But, Four times is proof that there is no point in believing in Santa Claus.

Did you know that one Hungarian word for “shopping” is “shopping”?

She’d be dying right now.