B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 29, 2020

Gotta get that alarm clock fixed.

Gotta get the name of his urologist.

So does anyone want to tell him that it’s almost time to go back into hibernation?

Must be in the southern hemisphere if he hibernates in winter.

Woke up a few months too soon. 2020 is still here.

Kind of a shock when you wake up and it’s warm.

Go eat a bunch of salmon and go back to sleep. Hopefully the Pandemic will be over by Spring.

Won’t be so chubby if slept for six months straight.

And say, weren’t there sabre toothed bears those days? With longer tails too.

He missed all the fun in 2020!

Lockdown is a bear…

I was going to ask about the bed-hair, but never mind.

LOL! I should have slept for this whole year!

Sigh, wife started snoring at 3:30am today. Came down and started the dishwasher for peace and quiet.

I would be happy to sleep through the night once! I am old guy; gatta get up to check out the plumbing…..

Well, go back in and sleep for six more!

I would love to sleep for six hours straight!

Wait till you get older…you will get up more!

Should have hit snooze for another 3 months!

I’d be happy with six hours.

Slept for six months straight? Hey, big guy, you could’ve curled up. It’s OK. We don’t mind.

You didn’t miss anything.

Hibernation is the next best thing to time travel. Well, at least time travel into the future.

Looks to me like he had lots of midnight snacks.

Unlucky for you he’s really hungry.

That poor fellow is seriously out of sync with his environment. There’s a lot of that going around these days.

For heavens sake do not tell him what happened while he was sleeping.

Did the halitosis do that to the bird’s beak?!

That is no bear. So maybe it can hibernate for months on end.

And he was bearly able to drag himself out of bed.