Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 30, 2020

bring on the brawl

Well, if you’re just going to leave it standing around like that instead of drinking it, what is a man to do?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is vey efficient in seizing an opportunity he saw a full pint and chugged it , the bloke who bought it looks miffed so he will punch up Andy I guess :o) my avatar is a cartoon about an expert on teaching book signing failed to show up :o) how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope this morning at 3.30 am there was an earthquake in the middle of the med sea which was felt all over the Maltese islands , I was up and about but I did not feel anything stay safe and thanks for caring pal

That’s what you get for standing too close to Andy. If you’re far enough apart, he at least has to ask you to stake him.

Looks like he only grabbed that opportunity with one hand to me!

My beer, your beer; cheers, mate!

New to the pub?

Oh! Did I forget to say thank ya lad?

Andy is definitely not a “glass half empty” kind of guy.

Ya snooze, ya lose when Andy’s about!

Number Three I am not sure i gave you the right link it’sfind my past.uk.com I am not sure if the UK is in higher or lower case , maybe you have Royal Blood in your ancestry :o)

Well mine was empty and….well you’re the one who left his beer unprotected.

One fresh, custom-made fight cloud coming up!

Someone is going to get a knuckle sandwich to go along with that beer.

Andy’s a dead man!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. My avatar today is a little bit different. This was taken in July and it’s of a blood donor van parked outside the venue where the sessions were taking place.

Or “The Big Red Van” as I call it. I next donate on 10th November.

Eldo posted a link to that website you told me about. Looks great!

There was an earthquake in Kent, UK over 10 years ago. I remember because I was still in school.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Love to Bella.

Hoist the storm warnings!

@Afficionado

My phone died before I could post a larger version of my avatar. Here it is:

https://flic.kr/p/2joA7w6

Never leave your beer unattended around Andy.

O’Roomy said “Who drunk me drink, I’ll lay ‘im in his tomb!”

I think the man in blue is about to grab Andy with both hands — around his throat.