Rabbi Ben Simmons was fed up with his congregation. So, he decided to skip the services on Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and instead go play golf.
Moses was looking down from heaven and saw the rabbi on the golf course. He naturally reported it to God. Moses suggested God punish the rabbi severely.
As he watched, Moses saw the rabbi Ben Simmons playing the best game he had ever played. The rabbi got a hole-in-one on the toughest hole on the course and then again on the next hole.
Moses turned to God and asked, ‘I thought you were going to punish him. Do you call this punishment?’
God replied, ‘He is all alone, so who can he tell?’
Although my father’s side of the family is Jewish, I was brought up Christian (Presbyterian actually.) So my understanding of Yom Kippur isn’t from first hand experience.
I hope I got it right. More than that, I hope this comic is funny!
eromlig about 4 years ago
You certainly don’t look Jewish…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 4 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/happy-yom-kippur/
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flashdrive1988 about 4 years ago
Rabbi Ben Simmons was fed up with his congregation. So, he decided to skip the services on Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and instead go play golf.
Moses was looking down from heaven and saw the rabbi on the golf course. He naturally reported it to God. Moses suggested God punish the rabbi severely.
As he watched, Moses saw the rabbi Ben Simmons playing the best game he had ever played. The rabbi got a hole-in-one on the toughest hole on the course and then again on the next hole.
Moses turned to God and asked, ‘I thought you were going to punish him. Do you call this punishment?’
God replied, ‘He is all alone, so who can he tell?’
(shamelessly plagiarized)
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
what did sonic say on yom kippur?
‘gotta go fast’
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
And to make matters worse, he forgot to call his mother.
Vet Premium Member about 4 years ago
G’mar chatima tovar. Never call it (happy).
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 4 years ago
Although my father’s side of the family is Jewish, I was brought up Christian (Presbyterian actually.) So my understanding of Yom Kippur isn’t from first hand experience.
I hope I got it right. More than that, I hope this comic is funny!
coltish1 about 4 years ago
Bold choice! Casting Dean Jones and Sandra Dee in a Yom Kippur joke.
Brett Bydairk about 4 years ago
The three statements behind most Jewish holidays:1. They tried to kill us.2. They failed.3. Let’s eat!
Nyckname about 4 years ago
Did you hear that Yom Kipur is now available in a canister? It’s a toner cartridge.
J Short about 4 years ago
Woman: I have a low calorie taco you can eat.
Snowedin about 4 years ago
I always thought of it as ICK! Kippers!
comixbomix about 4 years ago
He could have some Yummy Kippers, couldn’t he???
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 4 years ago
His Jewish date explains the essence of Yom Kippur. Then silently, whispers so…he senses a successful evening forth coming.
samsoltan_48323 about 4 years ago
oi vey!
cleokaya about 4 years ago
A little foreplay may ease my Guilt
craigwestlake about 4 years ago
He shouldn’t feel bad; starvation is the usual career path for every cartoonist…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
Success through failure versus failure through success.