The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 06, 2020

My ex never wore sox and his foot acid ate the shoes. Our son has the same problem feet but his eat sox instead.

Without socks there would be no sock stealing monster. XD

Our #3 mutt steals my wife’s socks, but not mine. I guess he’s telling me something.

That would make Sheila completely ghost Toby.

Leave them outside overnight to air out, and you might want to avoid the downwind neighbors for a while

I only wear socks to prevent blisters.

Another failed experiment. And you can expect the going shoeless experiment to fail too. Our feet are too tender these days.

Eeeuuuww.

Without socks, what do you hang by the chimney with care?

I know that some people buy the fancy-schmancy decorated stockings, but in my family we just used regular socks out of the sock drawer.

I remember on a car trip I took off my shoes and my dad stopped the car and put them in the trunk….I think he would have put my feet in there too, if he could.

I wear socks for warmth, at least for 3/4 of the year.