I have heard of soldiers who could do that while on duty. They also usually got caught… and they then could keep their hind quarters in their footlocker… but still… it is a talented skill!
Which brings me to this question. Why is it that when someone makes a speech, there are dozens of mute idiots standing behind him not doing or saying anything? Politicians are the worst. Is it safety in numbers?
In the military, I learned to sleep in class with my eyes open. It didn’t help my grades but I didn’t get demerits. We were only getting six hours sleep at night for six months.
My Uncle Leo took this horse thing so seriously, that his wife became concerned and went to see a doctor. She said “Doc, I don’t know what to do… my husband thinks he’s a horse. He neighs like a horse, he eats from a feedbag like a horse – he even sleeps standing up, just like a horse!” The doctor said, “Why, this is serious! We’ve got to get him in here right away! How about tomorrow at 3:00?”. She said, “No Doc, tomorrow’s no good – he’s running in the 5th at Hialeah!”.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
I have heard of soldiers who could do that while on duty. They also usually got caught… and they then could keep their hind quarters in their footlocker… but still… it is a talented skill!
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
I’ve seen many a commuter sleeping while standing and riding the trains in Japan.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Hopefully the Fink won’t turn around.
One of the 12 monkeys almost 4 years ago
Good reason !
Mountain Meg almost 4 years ago
Huh. Most guys wouldn’t fill in the blank in “_____ like a horse” with “sleep”.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
At least Wiz isn’t horseing around…
Gent almost 4 years ago
I never knew dark shades goggles were invented in the medieval ages.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now if he could just sleep with his eyes open. Wiz would be a shoe in for a Senate seat.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
After a few minutes of the fink spewing, I would be bored too. Same ole, same ole crap
geese28 almost 4 years ago
The wiz looks like secret service
DaveQuinn almost 4 years ago
Which brings me to this question. Why is it that when someone makes a speech, there are dozens of mute idiots standing behind him not doing or saying anything? Politicians are the worst. Is it safety in numbers?
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A trick mastered by most Korean Military Officers.
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Wiz doesn’t need the sunglasses. Wizards sleep with their eyes open…
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
“The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades”, eh Wiz?! :D
stamps almost 4 years ago
I need to master the art of staying awake at the office.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
If he’s going to stand like a horse, shouldn’t he be on all fours?
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
In the military, I learned to sleep in class with my eyes open. It didn’t help my grades but I didn’t get demerits. We were only getting six hours sleep at night for six months.
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
Doesn’t work for me. I fall over.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 4 years ago
My father once told our pastor it sure was a restful sermon.
Some people don’t appreciate being appreciated.
comics guy 47 almost 4 years ago
My Uncle Leo took this horse thing so seriously, that his wife became concerned and went to see a doctor. She said “Doc, I don’t know what to do… my husband thinks he’s a horse. He neighs like a horse, he eats from a feedbag like a horse – he even sleeps standing up, just like a horse!” The doctor said, “Why, this is serious! We’ve got to get him in here right away! How about tomorrow at 3:00?”. She said, “No Doc, tomorrow’s no good – he’s running in the 5th at Hialeah!”.