Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 05, 2020

oh, really?

Husband and Wife go into a Bar for a few Drinks and while there the Wife says – see that guy at the end of the bar, ten years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down, the Husband then says – Looks like he’s still Celebrating!!

Over the years I would have always assumed that if Andy and Flo got divorced it would be Flo skipping down the road with that tune!

1st Divorce from college sweetheart…I was very sad and depressed. 2nd Divorce from a card-carrying psycho….I was glad to get out alive. 3rd Divorce hasn’t happened yet and we are coming up on our 30th anniversary…..so that’s good!:-)

Tact”. It requires subtlety, empathy, good manners, self-awareness, and several other attributes that Andy Capp is lacking. He could stand for PM as he is.

Tact is not in Andy’s vocabulary.

Marriage is THE #1 cause of divorce!

As dad always said: “I never knew what happiness was until I got married.” (He never added “I miss it so”-wise man).

No wife abuse here! Unless FLO starts the “cloud”.

Flo would never consider divorce, murder perhaps, but never divorce.

Looks like he had a happy ex-perience!

She doesn’t realize yet, but she should be singing “Happy Days Are Here Again”.

Like the above poster said, that what’s Flo should be doing.

The feeling would be electric!

xxx

@Afficionado

I get confused with the Push/Pull thing with the doors too. I think it’s an automatic “hiccup” with the brain. So I’ve heard.

My day was pretty good and I intend to go out tomorrow weather permitting. Don’t really fancy getting Insomnia again.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Much Love to Bella. So pleased to hear she’s doing better

Or “Thank God and Greyhound"

I bet Andy wishes that was him skipping down the road.

I wonder if Flo has ever expressed admiration for Lorena Bobbitt?