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Back when I was station in Alaska, I would come home from night shift in the middle of winter and put my cold feet on my wife’s back to warm them up. I can still remember her yelling, “Get on your own side of the bed, lizard!”
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Poor John, I can sympathise……
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
LOL! A sensitive turtle…..
gammaguy over 4 years ago
But on your belly is OK?
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Has your shell become thinner? :-o
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Friendly tolerance goes only so far
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
What shell we do about it then, John?
Tentoes over 4 years ago
Cold little birdy feet!
Ricky Bennett over 4 years ago
Back when I was station in Alaska, I would come home from night shift in the middle of winter and put my cold feet on my wife’s back to warm them up. I can still remember her yelling, “Get on your own side of the bed, lizard!”
colcam over 4 years ago
Considering the shell is actually part of the rib cage—
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Then he better never get married…