The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 15, 2020

Stomach … Hungary

Lower Torso … Netherlands

Humor, …Laffensteen

He’s a Continental kind of guy!!

“Well, Frank, your resume says you speak six languages…impressive!”

That’s him all over.

Monster mashup

The doctor was quite the traveler.

Now that I have spat in a bottle and submitted it for testing and received the results, I get upset when I realize that my Granny lied.

Ahhh,but the Gestalt of you….!

Obviously a man of many parts.

then there was the time he left his heart in san francisco…

That’s the same joke as …

As the old saying about a dog whose lineage is unknown, Heinz 57 varieties! (Do they still say that?)

A worldly guy! (Can’t say gentleman)!

Talk about a Heinz 57…..He’s coming and going

Conan O’Brien’s doctor did a DNA test on him and it came back 100% Irish, something the doctor never saw. He explained it’s from inbreeding.

“Speed Bump” had the same idea today.

I thought the heart would be from San Francisco.

What was the name of his right-hand man?

That doesn’t ’splain where he got his spleen.

Frankenstein, much like the frankfurter, was made from leftovers.

Does Scott Hilburn know he has a long lost twin named Mark Parisi?

Skin ….Orion

Neck Bolts……Ace Hardware

International Man of Misery… er Mystery!

Weird.. I thought his brain came from the Iberian peninsula.

Wait! How are this and Off the Mark the same!?!

Wow, exact same cartoon as off the mark

Celebrate diversity!

What part is down under?

Well, its plain he’s not BUY-racial. Igor got the parts “dirt cheap”.

You and “Off the Mark” colluding?

Same joke as Off the Mark??

I’d have thought his feet came from Italy…

He’d have to send a separate sample from each body part. Could get expensive.

Head…Easter Island

Of course Frankenstein’s creature was not made from separate body parts. Apparently very few people have actually read the book.

The feet came from Italy too.

Abbie Normal was Swedish?

Are you and off the mark in cahoots. Same idea still funny.

World class personage.

This guy’s genetics are going to be interesting on ancestry.com. He could be related to almost everyone!

Pancreas….Luftnarp.

Interesting conjunction with today’s “Off the Mark.”

I bet the left hand doesn’t understand what the right hand is doing.

It has happened. Two Strips use the same gag in different Art at the same day. See “Off the Mark” for Today.

Frank, why’d you even bother?