Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 13, 2020

Does that work for addressing a nudist camp?

hmm, me thinks it’s not helping.

Focus, Horace! NEIGH-VER let them see you sweat.

Horsie just realised that he himself isn’t wearing anything.

“Why Horace!….you’re blushing!”

So many questions…like if they are like him they aren’t wearing anything anyway? And yet his little guru is wearing a monk’s robe.

One of my openers was to step up to the podium, slow dissolve into giggles, and announce “It really works!”.

If it was a familiar crowd, I would just say “Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking…” and wait for the laughter to die down.

I never recommend this. There are some things you don’t want to see. And can’t unsee if you do.

Someone bring Horace a glass of water… half-full…!

Yeah, I’ve never understood how that advice was supposed to help.

Shouldn’t be a problem for Horace – he’s always naked. Definitely not a clothes horse.

There are many people i do not want to see naked, some of them you see too much fully clothed

Wearing clothes in that culture isn’t an imperative. Imagine them without heads.