Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 02, 2020

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    Don’t give no wax lips kisses to Frenchie.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago

    There’s no moisture like personal moisture.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …Foriegn generic versions of Garfield, Pearl’s Before Swine and Peanuts…

    …#3: Postcard from the edge…

    …number one: from Tom Jone’s personal collection…

    …#two can I pass it through me own kidneys, first?…

    … ah, another day at the Frog…

    …the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup…

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago
    I want a BEE Deely bobber ((((((boing boings))))))), now, and from now on NO sealing the envelopes after hours …..you blockheads!
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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Wasn’t Fearless Fossick a character on a knock-off toon called Dink Tarcy?

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

     

    Someone else hates squirrels (and it’s not ARAST):

    http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    Wow. Cats so seldom give compliments.

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 4 years ago
    is a great idea, but shouldn’t it be #1?
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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    The bad news: 2nd panel is not #1 …

    The good news: It is appropriately colorized …!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Well, put a frog on my head and call me Lilly.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Excellently lame.

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    Go ahead and fossick. See if I care. Fun fact: The Latin word fossa means ditch.

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    katina.cooper  about 4 years ago

    I hope whoever got that letter didn’t also lick the glue.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It occurs to me now, or occurs to some version of me, that my assumption of Violet being spread out among many reality nodes was terribly flawed. Upon further reflection, it seems fairly obvious that she has completed the course of the reality she inhabits, and knows the full run of it from beginning to end, within her own sphere of awareness. So she can say what is happening at the given moment, and what happened in the recent past, or will happen in the near future, with absolute conviction and clarity, because it is the pattern of that local reality. But things get unpredictable and unknowable farther out, due to the limited scope of her life at the time of her near death experience as a child. How this allows her to drain energy from people is uncertain at the moment, but it looks like it is my year for learning things, so it may pop into view at any moment. I also need to find some advantage in being a unified and fragmented being on my own course of existence. I’m more like Jolly Old Bob than I am like Vi, at this point. More Demon than Angel. My sense of self, my resting ego state, is somewhat damaged. Neighboring selves seem to be equally valid as the default template of self. I cannot be certain if these neighboring selves are local within my consensus reality node or if they are the same me across many nodes. Or, is there even a difference? A whole case of zebra chips from Frogazon dot com arrived today. I’d forgotten I ordered them.

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    6turtle9  about 4 years ago

    Groucho Kitty says, I’ve had a perfectly wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Charlie Brown —As in, “Charlie Brown, you blockhead!”

    I must, however [“however” as an adverb should always be postpositive], say that panel 1’s precious kitty send me to my dictionary resource for both fossick and deely-bopper. Did I mention that I shot the kitty?

    I don’t use urine to seal my envelopes. In fact, these days most of my envelopes are of the self-sealing variety. And for others, common spittle suffices….

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    UltraLameFest2  about 4 years ago

    It is very relaxing to read a Frog Applause and not have to worry about an uncertain future. Bravo, all!

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    Zelmarific  almost 4 years ago

    Everything’s legal in New Jersey.

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