Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 21, 2020

P3 Will Thayer’s spiral looks like Bobby Douglas’ back in his days with the Bears. Douglas was the only QB in the NFL who could throw the ball 65 yards end over end!!!

Looks like Gil could have a QB controversy on his hands. Luckily, the local press is patient and forgiving.

Controversy controversy controversy. Favorite quarterback in town is always the backup when it’s controversy time.

Here I thought it was a one score game but I see it’s actually 10/21 in P3.

P1, Not quite sure WTF is going on here but smothering isn’t one of them.

P2, Marty is so drunk he thinks he’s watching NASCAR.

P3, And from the air to the ground.

P-1: Milford’s defense, tackling from behind the runner is described as smothering, a protest ensues.

P-2: Marty describes a highly productive player as a spark plug. The Milford PTA issue him a Thesaurus.

P-3: To liven this game up, Madison uses Dick Butkis in their Prevent Defense. Talk about out coaching Gil!

P2- Only Marty can perceive what is truly oblivious. Historically, Moon has always been Cheeky ascertaining his warped opinions concerning GilPa’s coaching. Can anyone recall Marty EVER criticizing Mimi’s coaching?

Marty’s Madison counterpart is probably fuming about why Team Jimmy didn’t continue to air it out. They shredded the Milford secondary for 5 TDs in the second half!

This is actually pretty entertaining which means it’s about time to bring that knucklehead Corina back

Maybe Butkus will spike it right back to Thayer, and he can pitch to Macy for the winning score!