Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 21, 2020

No honey that’s not a germaphobe just a idiot.

Really. That’s a paranoic.

Client is afraid of computer viruses, I see.

Would that be “He is really a germaphobe”?

Next thing you know, he’ll want you to clean up your language.

Now the computer doesn’t work at all, good move!

If you’ve been watching Pornhub, it might be good advice.

’the dad-blamed Germans got nothing to do with this!"

A good anti-virus should take care of that. Or an operating system that’s not quite so vulnerable as the most “popular” one. I haven’t needed anti-virus in 15 years…

He couldn’t measle his way out of that request.

I think the boss wants you to run a malware/virus program.

Sorry I can’t attend the meeting. The disinfectant shorted out my computer.

No, that is just another person ignorant to how germs are spread. Thanks to an administration spreading conflicting information for political reasons.

I would say after Zoom meetings, if Jeffrey Toobin had been attending.

The worst you can get from a video meeting is a really bad meme.