The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 23, 2020

I’ve been cutting my own hair for a few years now. I just put it in a pony-tail and chop it off below. Done!

Wondering if his barber charges him full price to trim his one hair. What a ripoff.

Just a little off the top.

If she would use a “Flowbee” she can’t screw it up because it will cut it all at one level… I use mine all the time and saved scads of money I would have had to pay a barber to do it.

it’s nice to have a wife on your side .

I’ve been doing that for years, now I’ve stopped cutting it completely …

You’ve only got one hair. How hard can it be? I’ve got much mor hair than you and I cut it myself.

Go ahead and give it a shot! The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about 2 weeks!

i don’t do haircuts – way cheaper

Same amount of hair as Swee’ Pea and he’s worried about a botched coiffure?

When Brutus gets a haircut he literally gets “A Hair” Cut!

While her idea has merit. The FIRST way SHE decides to save money is to have her “husband” give up something and not her. Husbands are always the Born Losers.

Kinsey Milhone

Imagine: Flo Capp married to Brutus. Gladys married to Andy Capp the shiftless layabout drunk! Andy would be burnt toast!

Tell Gladys no thanks, because she’ll never be able to cover that bald spot as well as your barber.

Looks like one snip ’ill do it.

He has his only hair cut???

Brutus should have seen that coming.