Luke, I am your father. Are you Chupacabra. | Is that train number 3? | I have 2 cocoons. | If you drink the beer before you drink the spirits, you will bet sick. | Garlic makes my feet stink. | The Germans love David Hasselhoff .
Started laughing when I read that. That was about as French as the Japanese Emperor is French. A big thank you to the folks who provided translations. I know a little German, what they taught in the government school in Dexheim for kids, so I understood a little of it. But it’s been 60 years since I had those classes.
Okay this one made me laugh way too hard. I shared it with my Cousin in Leverkusen and I’m sure he’ll think I’m even crazier than the average German American.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
Errr, something’s askew here!!!
incognito almost 4 years ago
I didn’t think that either were smart enough to know another language, I stand corrected…..
RabbitHole almost 4 years ago
Luke, I am your father. Are you Chupacabra. | Is that train number 3? | I have 2 cocoons. | If you drink the beer before you drink the spirits, you will bet sick. | Garlic makes my feet stink. | The Germans love David Hasselhoff .
Qiset almost 4 years ago
Must be for the time period in WWII.
JDP_Huntington Beach almost 4 years ago
Apparently
we are learning “French” during the German occupation from two non German Hasselhoffens.
“Luke, I am your father. Are you a chupacabra?”
“Is that the number 3 train?”
“I have two coconuts”
“But you have the beer, before you drink the spirits, then it makes you sick!”
“Garlic makes my feet stink!”
“The germans love David Hasselhoff”
Nicht wahr?
Wo sind deine Papiere?
gantech almost 4 years ago
Ralph ist ein dummer Esel…
yimhere almost 4 years ago
Ich bin grosse kocknakonfusion!
skyriderwest almost 4 years ago
My hovercraft is full of eels.
txmystic almost 4 years ago
Two very true statements…beer before liquor, never been sicker, and the Germans love David Hasselhoff.
I suppose they forgive his turn as “Boner” in “Revenge of the Cheerleaders”…
sandflea almost 4 years ago
French, German, it’s all Greek to me.
Scoutmaster77 almost 4 years ago
Do the French know they speak German?
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Started laughing when I read that. That was about as French as the Japanese Emperor is French. A big thank you to the folks who provided translations. I know a little German, what they taught in the government school in Dexheim for kids, so I understood a little of it. But it’s been 60 years since I had those classes.
ancientone Premium Member almost 4 years ago
tres bien?
ecookj almost 4 years ago
Okay this one made me laugh way too hard. I shared it with my Cousin in Leverkusen and I’m sure he’ll think I’m even crazier than the average German American.