Luke, I am your father. Are you Chupacabra. | Is that train number 3? | I have 2 cocoons. | If you drink the beer before you drink the spirits, you will bet sick. | Garlic makes my feet stink. | The Germans love David Hasselhoff .
Started laughing when I read that. That was about as French as the Japanese Emperor is French. A big thank you to the folks who provided translations. I know a little German, what they taught in the government school in Dexheim for kids, so I understood a little of it. But it’s been 60 years since I had those classes.
Okay this one made me laugh way too hard. I shared it with my Cousin in Leverkusen and I’m sure he’ll think I’m even crazier than the average German American.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Errr, something’s askew here!!!
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
I didn’t think that either were smart enough to know another language, I stand corrected…..
RabbitHole over 4 years ago
Luke, I am your father. Are you Chupacabra. | Is that train number 3? | I have 2 cocoons. | If you drink the beer before you drink the spirits, you will bet sick. | Garlic makes my feet stink. | The Germans love David Hasselhoff .
Qiset over 4 years ago
Must be for the time period in WWII.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 4 years ago
Apparently
we are learning “French” during the German occupation from two non German Hasselhoffens.
“Luke, I am your father. Are you a chupacabra?”
“Is that the number 3 train?”
“I have two coconuts”
“But you have the beer, before you drink the spirits, then it makes you sick!”
“Garlic makes my feet stink!”
“The germans love David Hasselhoff”
Nicht wahr?
Wo sind deine Papiere?
gantech over 4 years ago
Ralph ist ein dummer Esel…
yimhere over 4 years ago
Ich bin grosse kocknakonfusion!
skyriderwest over 4 years ago
My hovercraft is full of eels.
txmystic over 4 years ago
Two very true statements…beer before liquor, never been sicker, and the Germans love David Hasselhoff.
I suppose they forgive his turn as “Boner” in “Revenge of the Cheerleaders”…
sandflea over 4 years ago
French, German, it’s all Greek to me.
Scoutmaster77 over 4 years ago
Do the French know they speak German?
Wendy Emlinger over 4 years ago
Started laughing when I read that. That was about as French as the Japanese Emperor is French. A big thank you to the folks who provided translations. I know a little German, what they taught in the government school in Dexheim for kids, so I understood a little of it. But it’s been 60 years since I had those classes.
ancientone Premium Member over 4 years ago
tres bien?
ecookj over 4 years ago
Okay this one made me laugh way too hard. I shared it with my Cousin in Leverkusen and I’m sure he’ll think I’m even crazier than the average German American.