Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 23, 2020

“What happened to all my platters!?!”

I do that too.

And these days, who can keep track?

She keeps a pizza in her cupboard‽

A box of wine behind every door.

Why bother with a calendar when you got cravings, eh Aunty?

Even in these trying times it’s business as usual, old girl? Quel choc!

And, does it ever show! Even your head is fat.

Just watch out for the dog food.

Don’t forget to rotate your backup stock of emergency covid19 supplies: you don’t want anything going stale.

Got a lot of cabinet doors, huh Aunty?

I tried that once. Those Coffee Cups are kinda Dry & Crunchy.