Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    I wonder what they serve! Meals on ships were not all that… healthy.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh! I thought this was going to have a different punchline given the way the ship was drawn

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    SamuelMeasa  about 4 years ago

    And one week later after they know the towns lay out, the patrol of the guards and where the king keeps the gold. Then, they raid.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    They serve hardtack and bootleg whiskey.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 4 years ago

    Just don’t get down in to the bottom of the apple barrel, you might hear something you don’t want to know…

    (Treasure Island for anyone not getting the reference ;-) )

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    Skeptical Meg  about 4 years ago

    What happened to the moat?

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    SharkNose  about 4 years ago

    “’Tis it more iced tea ye be needing?” “Ok.” “Arrr, harrr, harrr!”

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    I never knew Fink’s castle was by a beach.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Can you get a bottle of rum?

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    Ooh I’m sure their waterfront dining must be exquisite

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  about 4 years ago

    yeah, thepiratesbay, a place you got illegal software!

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    DaveQuinn  about 4 years ago

    Can’t call them pirates anymore. That is offensive.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Cool. A “Long John Silvers” in Id. Of course it will “repel boarders” straight away.

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    ScratchyPDX  about 4 years ago

    Arr, matey! “There Be Monsters” gets 4-stars on Yelp.

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    jimboylan  about 4 years ago

    And with the prices they charge, you’re still getting robbed.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 4 years ago

    There is a pirate ship in the West Edmonton Mall

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Must be an Arrrrrrbies.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Fink needs to be updated

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    Lightpainter  about 4 years ago

    Problem: these pirates are cannibals.

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    WentBrown  about 4 years ago

    hahahaha the king panicked.

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    jmcenanly  about 4 years ago

    Long John Silver’s was a pirate themed restaurant that has now fallen on hard times. Naming your restaurant after a notorious, albeit fictional pirate who was known to yell, “Then what does will be the lucky ones!” Is not a good idea.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And the castle is another themed restaurant.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 4 years ago

    Overpriced?

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