Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2020

I love how this comic decided to parody the common “it’s all in their head” fan theory you see for literally every single work of fiction.

Pretend your shoes are clean.

Leave that kind of imagination to Calvin, Phoebe.

If I can dream I rode here on a Uniqe Orn, I could just as well dream that I’m so rich I bought a time machine to use to get back here from the future without walking at all…

what a discussion those two have there

It’s time to accept cold hard reality, Phoebe.

What if they are actually the creation of another being to generate smiles, laughs and money? Also unable to age for years (well notable for the humans at least).

No obviously they are real and this is more akin to The Truman Show.

Or all of this is a dream, or a drawing, made by someone else…. HELP!!!!

Wait until Monday comes for your dose of reality, Phoebe.

Poor marigold, selflessly muddying her feet for her human.

At least your reality has a unicorn at all.

Is Phoebe a mediocre metaphor for never-say-die Trump supporters? Until now, I had thought her IQ exceeded that of a broken toilet seat. Let’s hope she’s simply “messing” with Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.

Beautiful writing, depressing colors. Yeah, that’s November.

(senses philosophy in this cartoon)

Reality is a horse. All the advantages of a unicorn but with out any of the back talk.

Some realities are harder to believe than others.

With that attitude, Phoebe, you’ll never be President.

In later years Phoebe’s therapist took to drinking…

Maybe her shoes being clean are a figment of her imagination too?

???

Hmmmm. Riding a unicorn vs. flying? Tough call.