Garfield by Jim Davis for December 02, 2020

Come over to my place, Garfield. I have Breyer’s MINT CHIP ice cream!

Just keep that up Arlene, and he will lose weight in no time!

Stewed Apples, Celery with Peanut Butter, Tomato Juice… yah… there isn’t much over here on the menu for you, Garfield, either! Enjoy the Fat Free Kibble!!!

I’m surprised that was Garfield’s answer instead of something like, “Split? You know I don’t share!”

I once had a small kitty bring me a large rat. I’m sure she was very proud and happy to be sharing it with me, but yeah I passed also.

Arlene’s easy to shop for… :-D

Splitting a Rat, Reminds me of the last time I read a Discworld book. Does the rat come with mustard?

Guess Garfield rather starve, than eat a rat or mouse.

Don’t like rats, eh, cat?

Wait…Garfield’s been on a diet for more than a day?

Better ask Arlene .. “who gets the head, and who gets the tail”???

LOL

Rat Lasagna!…..and idea whose time has come

or maybe Rat Foo Yung..….point is, any meat (rat, squirrel, possum, raccoon , etc) swimming in cheese and seasonings will

taste the same as traditional meat ingredients

I just pictured that in my head. ew.

now you did it arlene LOL

Don’t know why Arlene would split a rat in half

I wonder if Garfield is really a cat.

I think Garfield said it best. “Show me a cat that’s a good mouser and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.”

Once had a pair of kitties thar were brother and sister. She would catch rodents and leave the carcasses on the front porch. He would come along and eat them. Never knew him to catch his own. Too fat and lazy.

Different worlds.

Want an oatmeal raisin cookie Garfield? Hehehe

If you want to cheat on your diet, Garfield, I’ve got a bag of potato chips that you might like.

Hard to go back to rat after pizza and lasagna.

(senses abilities to communicate through thinking in the cartoon due to its pieces of dialogue appearing in what might be described as “thought balloons”)

Arlene, when Garfield says he’s going to cheat on his diet, “Cool” is probably one of the worst responses you could give him… if you care about him at all.

hes already on your doorstep

Even Garfield has his limits when being unable to die with a t.

ok

Arlene, you know how delicate a palate he has. Donuts, burgers, lasagna…all those things. No cat related foods or snacks.

Show me a good mouser and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.

Garfield would prefer a pizza, or a lasagné anyday, than having a RAT-atouille.

No, he would definitely be on a diet with only half a rat.

I would have thought that Arlene would have better taste in food than that. Garfield does.

I have baked 29 lasagnas with ferns as a side option and you can watch on my flat-screen tv for as long as you want.

But barbecue rat is delicious