Herman by Jim Unger for October 26, 2020

“The way you cook, how will I know the difference” ?

Home sweet home

Ew

A real menu planner at work

A grilled cheese sandwich, perhaps?

“That’s okay, dear. I ate a leather shoe on the way home.”

Velveeta never goes bad.

It is what it is so long as the beer is cold, the chips are fresh and the TV is working. BTW, the Do Not Disturb sign is on.

She worked hard to make that sandwich.

How exactly would one go about ruining a cheese sandwich?

A very temperamental chef…….

Hopefully, the three martinis he had on the way home, knocked the edge off of his appetite.

“Are the Cheetos still fresh?”

It was stale bread before you started.. an hour is not going to make much difference.

The rats got it…

Let’s just say the cheese is really aged now.

I once had a cook in a little diner burn me a cheese sandwich with not one apology. I could do that at home myself! Cheaper, too.