Close to Home by John McPherson for October 31, 2020

Bleeb be sure and save some of that candy for the kids.

Depending on your local emperor. Jay Insley HATES our area. Some cities ignore him.

Remember parents, in order to make Halloween close to normal this year, buy a variety of candies. And make 50% of them the kind your kids don’t like.

At least the kids can talk their mom into buying the kind of candy they want, instead of the kind of candy given out by old ladies.

…sigh. I still haven’t figured out how to give out candy. Maybe gloves and a M17A1 for a mask. Practical and scary.

No chance of razor blades in the candy bars this year!

Yo Bleeb, watch out you dont get hit with any “sweet schrapnel”.

That is… depressing.

Zoom Witches Be Loco!

Sick…..

Hopefully Bleeb can move fast in case those kids don’t take the time to check what they’re eating from that bag.

Pretty sad.

“Mommy, there’s a weird little yellow alien bug looking thing in my trick or treat bag… and he’s going after all the candy corn like it’s an energy drink or sump’n… ooop, never mind, Jeffie squashed it.”

“Wow! Look at all the goo on the floor! That thing ate more than my candy corn! I see Starburst, Skittles, Jelly Belly, Laffy Taffy, Mike & Ike, Now & Later, Fruit Plus, Chewy Lemonhead, Juicy Drops, Fruit Slices, Jujubes, Gum Drops, GummyBears, Sweet Tarts, Hi-Chews……”

“Okay-Okay! We get it… WOW! That is a powerful stink… and there’s a yellow fog!”

(There, I barely squeezed in my monthly “Pokin’ fun at the alien bug” alternate ending… and now… gimme some candy!) シ

That is….weird

Somebody gave Bleeb away!

covid is a demorcrat scam

I am guessing that Bleep likes Hershey’s kisses. One kiss would be a meal.