Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 10, 2020

Dogs don’t have a 3 second rule (or any other rule) when it comes to found food.

It all gets lumped together in the catagory of “see food.”

Just making up these rules as you go along, huh, Wally?

The look on Wally’s face in panel 3—he appreciates the concern, but…

Candy Corn! How could people have let that fall and not retrieve it. Love Candy corn (not so wild about the one with chocolate at the end)

Chocolate or hard candy??? Chocolate would probably be history. . .squished with plenty of dog/cat hair. . .unless it were M&Ms, of course. . .

How many seconds to the Veterinary ER, I wonder?

It’s OK. Candy Corn has a half-life of at least 30 years.

Awwwwwwww!!!!!! Wallys sooo cute!,,

Remarkable calculating skills for a dog.

OK, this is beyond belief, found food in this household?

Dogs can do 4th grade math? Even many adults can’t do 4th grade math….

Candy Corn doesn’t become stale, either, it just fossilizes.

I have had many dachshunds. Their only rule is “I see it, I eat it.”

I was so impressed at his ability to calculate the number of seconds in a week that I didn’t even bother to pull out a calculator to check if he was correct . . . oh, alright, I actually did do that.

I thought it was a 5 second rule but is that for only when it hits the floor?

It’s November 10 – Marine Corps Birthday!