F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 27, 2020

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That sounds like something that somebody with a secret passageway door would say.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Because you say “how come” instead of “why.”

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    But are the books real? Furniture stores often show off their bookcases with cardboard imitations of books.

    Come to think of it, there may be a business opportunity for imitation cardboard bookcases as ZOOM backgrounds, but maybe the right time for that is past.

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    Auntie Socialist  over 4 years ago

    Who said a secret passageway can’t have books?

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    The secret passageway is over here. It leads to the secret cave below my stately manor.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    “How come everyone assumes I don’t read?”

    Maybe it’s the selection of titles on those “books”?

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    pathamil  over 4 years ago

    The secret to hiding a secret passage behind a bookshelf is to have MANY bookshelves…

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Since your bookshelf is stocked with illiteriture?

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    It’s that surfer dude way you speak.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    “Wha…. It IS a secret passage after all! And it leads to the secret location where my wife hides all the GOOD snacks!”

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    cmo2495 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    REAL bookcases are filled with books of different sizes. Real readers have multiple bookcases of different shapes, styles, and sizes with more books piled on the tops because they need to get another bookcase :)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ummmmm…because the titles are all upside down?

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If there was a secret passage it would connect to the kitchen. The one in the Lounge connects to the Conservatory.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Just because you have books doesn’t mean you read…

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    banjinshiju  over 4 years ago

    My bookshelf is a secret passageway to other worlds through the books on the shelves.

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