The verbiage tells the tale. If a foe is both “massive” and “lurching” (not to mention “hairy”), he is beneath such niceties as a formal “Bull Challenge.”
At most, mangani etiquette would have required Tarzan to utter the less prolonged and formal “Calf Challenge.”
That must have caused a bruise on Lana Turner (Jane Mansfield? I don’t think we decided yet) when he dropped her like that. Tarzan will have to give her a massage to ease the pain when he’s through killing another animal.
I’m guessing we’re about to receive an object lesson in why the Cave Bolgani is now extinct, whereas there still remains a sad remnant of Mountain Bolgani. Where is Diane Fossey when you need her? ;-)
Drooling Bolgani will be easily tossed over the precipice and be smashed below. A perfect way to prepare pressed Bolgani sandwiches for Tarzan’s and Fauna’s impromptu jungle picnic! Omat is going to be jealous so he’d best start bathing and shaving. Perhaps a smear of spoor colonge will impress…..then again…….
Gent almost 4 years ago
It’s only a matter of time until Tarzan causes a mass extinction of bolagnis.
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
You gotta admit bolagis can’t half move when they need too….
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
You could say he moved towards Tarzan straight as an arrow….
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
What no Bull Challenge first? Shame on you Tarzan…
WoodstockJack almost 4 years ago
The verbiage tells the tale. If a foe is both “massive” and “lurching” (not to mention “hairy”), he is beneath such niceties as a formal “Bull Challenge.”
At most, mangani etiquette would have required Tarzan to utter the less prolonged and formal “Calf Challenge.”
“Meh!”
J Short almost 4 years ago
Tarzan’s cat like reflexes are taking a catnap. Tarzan hopes the artist drew his knife on his shorts; because sometimes they forget.
Out of the Past almost 4 years ago
Ow! My massive hairy back!
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 4 years ago
That must have caused a bruise on Lana Turner (Jane Mansfield? I don’t think we decided yet) when he dropped her like that. Tarzan will have to give her a massage to ease the pain when he’s through killing another animal.
jtt almost 4 years ago
I’m guessing we’re about to receive an object lesson in why the Cave Bolgani is now extinct, whereas there still remains a sad remnant of Mountain Bolgani. Where is Diane Fossey when you need her? ;-)
Polsixe almost 4 years ago
Time for some steel-like leg thews to get to work.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Aw, this is a bunch of Bolgani… ☺
profkatz almost 4 years ago
Drooling Bolgani will be easily tossed over the precipice and be smashed below. A perfect way to prepare pressed Bolgani sandwiches for Tarzan’s and Fauna’s impromptu jungle picnic! Omat is going to be jealous so he’d best start bathing and shaving. Perhaps a smear of spoor colonge will impress…..then again…….
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Serves you right, back-shooter!
ScottHolman almost 4 years ago
I never took Tarzan as a back shooter, but what they hey? It is kinda fun.
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Fawna starts cheering on Bulgogi: “Kill him! Kill the pale Brazilian waxer!”
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
whatever happened to him having a chat with him first?
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
Tarzan, you should know he doesn’t like his privacy being interrupted.
Now you’ve annoyed him with that itty bitty arrow, and it seems that you have opened up HIS can of Whoop Tarmangani Butt.