Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 30, 2020

“Stick” it to ’em.

I’m wondering how they can all recognize their ride when they leave the warehouse. Not even numbers on the spaces. Is there a “vibe” between the witch and her broom? Like all sorts of animals display between mother and child.?

Where are the handicap parking spaces.

Must be in New England. Though the sign could say “Wicca-d Savings”.

Their head office is in Salem…

wonder if they hag-gle for discounts…

I’m sure that place is scream!

HEY, that’s my mother-in-law’s broom!!!!!

Shoulda had the parking likes marked on the walls instead and they be parking to their brooms by resting em on the wall.

No handicapped witches places marked off?

Don’t buy too much ladies, you don’t have a trunk or a back seat (or a seat for that matter).

Where’s that store at? I need a few things.

That place has an awesome Cauldron department.

So, the stereotype continues. Real witches ride expensive vacuum cleaners now days. Sheesh.. do we have to tell you everything? lol, etc…

All the brooms look the same. Doesn’t anyone pimp theirs out?

When you rev them up, they go “BROOOOM, BROOOOM”…

This is zoned for PARK N FLY witchy poos!

Did I hear Kamala laughing in there?

Long ago I drove an old Datsun. The license plate read “BROOM.”

As good as last years, kid crying yo get on the ‘broom ride’ at the witches supermarket.

……………………TOO MUCH WITCHES!!! (To Be Loco!)

Owned by warlocks.