The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 27, 2020

Gladys is right.

I have a personal diet : it start on Sunday night and end on Monday morning .

Unlean Cuisine?

He has a see food diet.

Well, those frozen dinners aren’t very filling. I eat a Hungry Man dinner and I say, “I’m still hungry, man.”

And cut out the berween meal snacks as well.

Reminds me of when a friend of mine told me she couldn’t drink box wine, because it gave her a headache. To which I suggested not drinking the whole box in one sitting. Oddly, she didn’t deny that might have been part of the problem.

Two diets are better than one.

They would work better if they were bigger……..

Diet meals only are good for Japanese parliamentarians.

I added a big salad to all of my meals and I still couldn’t lose any weight.

After my heart operation, I was checking “the numbers” on all the food packaging I considered buying, to reduce my sodium and fat intake, and the “Weight Watchers” stuff had horrible numbers! What I ended up buying (among other things) was the “Healthy Choice” brand…

I worked with a guy we called “the big fella”, 6’3" and about 300lbs. One day I went into the break-room just as he was pulling his two Lean Cuisine meals out of the microwave. I looked at his two meals, then at him and said “You’re kinda missing the point here, aren’t you?”

The only reason diet meals are diet food, is they lack food.

I started drinking Slim-Fast for breakfast, some years ago. It’s clear that it does no good weightwise, but I keep using it because it’s convenient.

Why not just eat fruits and vegetables? And what about jogging Brutus. You have to exercise Brutus if you want to slim down.