Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 03, 2020

You even don’t have to pay me. I’ll do it for free.

They easily excite!

How do you pronounce the hyphen in “May-be?” Which syllable has the accent? This is kind of like finding a psychiatrist whose name is “Pstephen Pscott Psmith.”

I wonder whom the couple maybe. Anyone we know?

A shave, haircut, AND pancakes! You may-bee want to hang on to this one for a while, Rip.

So back to the Marl Trial haircut for our favorite hero.

The couple may be Breezy and a new bo, or both Cobra and Breezy looking for Rip

Gee…..didn’t I mention ’haircut yesterday?

Thank goodness! He looks like Rip again!

Ka-GIGGLE!

Sugar Mamma! Brown Hair Breezy or Space Cobra …knock her boots this time!

KA-RIP-GIGGLIN-FISTS!

Why isn’t he trying to get back to his wife and children? Taking care of them is heroic too.

this can only get better if it’s Mark Trail & Cherry on the boat

KA-EASILY EXCITED!

Nice to see Rip looking like his old self again.

This May-be that mind meddling alien again. Better pinch yourself to make sure.

Uh oh. Could this be Breezy and Jenkins on a honeymoon? I mean come on, Rip. You have apparently returned to earth for the first time in months, if not years, and your first instinct is to go off on yet another adventure with yet another hot babe you just met? Not even a text to your wife and the mother of your child to let her know you still are alive?

♫ Anticipation… Anticipation makes the giggling fists wait… ♪