Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 04, 2020

Eww!

Dummy, Wipe your sweaty face first!

Ya gonna believe me or your lyin’ eyes?

Good gravy, man! And you went to state?

And now you can throw that one in the laundry and get a clean replacement outta the drawer. Sheeeesh.

Two men from rival colleges in a bathroom . Guy from State finishes, zips up and starts to leave. Guy from Big U says “At Big U they teach us to wash our hands after we pee”. Guy from State says “At State they teach us not to pee on our hands”.

She’s tempted to go buy a case of Corona.

I’m guessing she didn’t see him drink out of the milk carton, either.

She got what she asked for. Phraseology like that is silly. My phrasing bugaboo lately is all the political or sports analysts who use “If you’re…” as in “If you’re the Niners/Sen. Smith/etc. you’re feeling pretty good right now.” But I’m not the Niners or Senator Smith so why tell me?

Go straight to the laundry basket, young man! (Lol).

Lord knows what else he does when she’s not around…

I am always flummoxed when I see otherwise-wellbred people use a cloth napkin in a restaurant like a tissue. Then put it back on their lap. One is bad enough, requiring some poor unsuspecting soul to pick up your soiled napkin-turned-hanky; but then continuing to use it as a napkin really spoils my meal.

Good response…..