The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 05, 2020

He doesn’t need to be insulted by his boss. He’s got a wife for that.

“Gee, thanks Gladys. I think”

“Pot calling the kettle black, Gladys!”

At least she didn’t call him witless…yet.

She’s not helping any.

Comforting words from the wife.

Hey love for you has matured over the years…. Like whole milk.

And here I’ve always thought of Brutus as a T-wit

Nits are funny?!!!

That was beyond the pale, Gladys. If my SO said that to me, I’d be packing tomorrow. Today, I’d be emptying the bank accounts.

He must have been a real nitwit to marry Gladys.

I think the half-wit you have is lightening fast.

While my wife would never say such things to me, if she did, I would have to either give her the benefit of the doubt and think she was only kidding, or having a bad 5 – 7 days.

Says the person who is bright like the sun, a hot mass of burning gas.

Give the poor guy a Whitman’s Sampler, and then he’ll feel better.

And if he were to be given a new identity it would be the ‘Witless Protection Program’

Gladys, you married and procreated with him.

Inquiring minds need to know.. where in the scale of wits does nit fit.. is it better or worse than, witless.. slow witted.. twit?

Her opinion of him is higher than I thought it would be. When he dies, whether he’s Catholic or not, he will be canonized a saint….

He’s not slow, he’s just half-fast… ☺

My husband is more of a plodder (thinker) than a dim-wit or nit-wit

It’s beyond me why Brutus would ever think he’s going to get a kind word from Gladys.

That would make you witless, Gladys

Brutus is so slow-witted, that’s what he started saying to a co-worker!

Rancid is always mean to Brutus, he never says anything nice to Brutus.