Close to Home by John McPherson for November 29, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    I think it’s a great trick. Serves you thugs right.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb gets Sundays off?

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    Farside99  almost 4 years ago

    The same one that named the Rottweiler Jesus.

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    In my closet I have an old locked metal suitcase filled with rocks. If stolen I’ll tell the police to look for a thief with a hernia.

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    KenseidenXL  almost 4 years ago

    Me.

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    CSI: Amazon

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    AlanM  almost 4 years ago

    A Russian Nesting Doll maker, that’s who.

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 4 years ago

    Me.

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 4 years ago

    I routinely give presents nested deep into many a box each well wrapped. It is fun for all.

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    Brother-in-law put engagement ring in a block of cement. Took her a while but she found it.

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    Amra Leo  almost 4 years ago

    Oh no! Bleeb’s stuck in the bad guy’s flashlight! What to do?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Okay. I like that. I think I will put a line in my will about the family treasure I have been guarding and point to something like this. Good place to keep a spare bible.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What? No box with a punching glove on the end of a spring?

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Well Louie, it ain’t gonna matta much, when da mook finds out dat we squashed his prized pet yellow bug wit one o’ deez here safes!”

    “Yo… Vinnie! You smell sump’n?”

    “Yes, Louie, I do! It appears ta be coming from da vicinity of, or the thereabouts, of underneat’ dat last safe you just opened! And, foidermore, I would venture a guess dat it’s commin’ from da aforementioned prized yellow bug!”

    “So, Louie, based on dat critical information for which I have just imparted upon youse… dis is da part where we beat a hasty retreat…. Umm, dat means we leave, Louie!”

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …maybe add a glitter bomb in the last one… that would be the best ending!

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    kaycstamper  almost 4 years ago

    And the silver lining gets smaller…

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  almost 4 years ago

    Anyone see Bleeb?

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    cbs1947  almost 4 years ago

    Where’s the bug hiding this time?

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    By now the police would be outside

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    rimose  almost 4 years ago

    You can’t beat me, I’m full of tinier men!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctPqNSrmknA

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    scpandich  almost 4 years ago

    No Bleeb :(

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