Depends on the voting machine. I don’t trust electronic machines with no paper backup. THOSE are an invitation to fraud. I DO trust the USPS, and will trust it even more with DeJoy gone and a president who actually supports this vital service (NOT a for-profit business).
I have never heard so much whining about voting since the Florida “hanging chad” debacle. One thing about Trump, he is showing us pretty much all the weak points in our Democracy.
“Yo Larry, I didn’t know you kept a pigeon house up here! Whaddya feed ‘em?”
“Oh grains and bugs, mostly.”
“Cool! Is that bug sitting underneath the pen one of the ones you feed ‘em?”
“That yellow one…nah… they won’t eat those for some reason. But I’ve seen those yellow bugs do cool tricks like ride motorcycles, jump swimming pools, and swing from ropes and stuff, and… oop, never mind, I guess I’m wrong… one of the pigeons just ate it!”
“So Mikey, do you think pigeons taste like chicken… and if they do… why doesn’t a chicken taste like a pigeon?”
“It’s a mystery, Larry… we may never know! What’s that smell?!”
Your pigeon is wasting his time. Even if he delivers the vote Trump will call it fraud and will probably mock him for the way his wings flap like he did with Kovaleski.
I don’t trust anyone counting the votes anymore. Since, they don’t count all the votes and rig the software to where the person you voted for goes to the other person.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
I really don’t believe that will works doofus.
suv2000 almost 4 years ago
Said no one ever
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Still gotta get past the guy with a pet falcon. (Wrong direction for a homing pigeon anyway.) Bleeb, you’re gonna get pooped on!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How much do you trust the local hawks?
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
Hey, Maybe as reliable as the postal service under Trump.
Ned Snipes almost 4 years ago
Just keep an eye out for the Perigrine falcon, they love pigeons, then there goes your vote, uncounted.
cdward almost 4 years ago
Depends on the voting machine. I don’t trust electronic machines with no paper backup. THOSE are an invitation to fraud. I DO trust the USPS, and will trust it even more with DeJoy gone and a president who actually supports this vital service (NOT a for-profit business).
guyjen2004 almost 4 years ago
Why not? Drones, bike messengers, email and smoke signals should be allowed, too.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I have never heard so much whining about voting since the Florida “hanging chad” debacle. One thing about Trump, he is showing us pretty much all the weak points in our Democracy.
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Bleeb be chillin’ with the Bird guy…
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I just threw my mail-in ballot in a dumpster in Kentucky and hoped someone would find it…
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Yo Larry, I didn’t know you kept a pigeon house up here! Whaddya feed ‘em?”
“Oh grains and bugs, mostly.”
“Cool! Is that bug sitting underneath the pen one of the ones you feed ‘em?”
“That yellow one…nah… they won’t eat those for some reason. But I’ve seen those yellow bugs do cool tricks like ride motorcycles, jump swimming pools, and swing from ropes and stuff, and… oop, never mind, I guess I’m wrong… one of the pigeons just ate it!”
“So Mikey, do you think pigeons taste like chicken… and if they do… why doesn’t a chicken taste like a pigeon?”
“It’s a mystery, Larry… we may never know! What’s that smell?!”
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Not a bad idea for next election
scpandich almost 4 years ago
Bleeb’s just chillin’. I think he’s worn out from his escapades over the weekend.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He’s wearing the wrong hat.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Good thing he lives in the big city or his vote may get shot down.
Wanye almost 4 years ago
Your pigeon is wasting his time. Even if he delivers the vote Trump will call it fraud and will probably mock him for the way his wings flap like he did with Kovaleski.
ajakimber425 almost 4 years ago
I don’t trust anyone counting the votes anymore. Since, they don’t count all the votes and rig the software to where the person you voted for goes to the other person.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
But that one is a stool pigeon.