Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 09, 2020

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    Zykoic  about 4 years ago

    Dad’s high on helium right now.

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    String theory.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    What if you’re a water balloon?

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    Herd of Turtles  about 4 years ago

    What a bunch of ballooney.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I can see a politician having this chat with their kids.

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    johnschutt  about 4 years ago

    Objective truth exists.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m not sure why a balloon needs a pillow.

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    oakie817  about 4 years ago

    yet, both could be true

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    Another Take  about 4 years ago

    In Balloon World’s Book Of Genesis, Eve had been ordered to stay away from cacti.

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    Lablubber   about 4 years ago

    When the lads dog died they went to the clown for a new one.

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    Daeder  about 4 years ago

    Some balloons pop, some just shrink away…

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    paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The theology of Balloonland preaches that Heaven is filled with soft surfaces, padded edges and rounded corners. In Hell, the demons that torture the damned are all porcupines.

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