Randall. We enjoy you pumpkins whether carved or not. Un-carved, you can have a beautiful planted in your head, and as you wilt, plant out in the garden beautiful plant and all, to provide nutrishment for spring flowers.
Pie and soup, lads! Except Randall, of course. He shall be roasted with peppers and mushrooms and zucchini and garlic and onions, to be served as a delightful veggie dish in, oh, say, approximately three weeks.
If Nature had human-like intelligence, it might explain that a kind of contract exists between fruit-bearing plants and herbivores. The plants give up a part of their tissue (the fruit) to the animal in exchange for having their seeds spread. If there is no animal to eat the fruit, it’s still a win, as the fruit provides fertile material in which the seed can germinate and grow.
stairsteppublishing about 4 years ago
Randall. We enjoy you pumpkins whether carved or not. Un-carved, you can have a beautiful planted in your head, and as you wilt, plant out in the garden beautiful plant and all, to provide nutrishment for spring flowers.
grange Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pie and soup, lads! Except Randall, of course. He shall be roasted with peppers and mushrooms and zucchini and garlic and onions, to be served as a delightful veggie dish in, oh, say, approximately three weeks.
Ermine Notyours about 4 years ago
What do you get when you sit on a pumpkin?
Squash.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Randall’s right. The Great Pumpkin isn’t so smart, after all!
Old Man River about 4 years ago
Simple answer to problem – 3.141596 etc.
vanaals about 4 years ago
Randall definitely agrees with the Shropshire Lad.
bakana about 4 years ago
Randall always was a bit of a Gloomy Gus.
He’s also a “Viking Funeral” sort of Pumpkin.
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
No worries, Randall! You’ll soon be ammo for Punkin’ Chunkin’ Regatta!
WDD almost 4 years ago
If Nature had human-like intelligence, it might explain that a kind of contract exists between fruit-bearing plants and herbivores. The plants give up a part of their tissue (the fruit) to the animal in exchange for having their seeds spread. If there is no animal to eat the fruit, it’s still a win, as the fruit provides fertile material in which the seed can germinate and grow.