F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 13, 2020

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll spend every weekend in a $50,000 bass boat.

Sounds fishy to me. It doesn’t even look like a billfish.

First they tried it on fish…next they’ll try to bait squirrels if that works…to the bar!

Republicarp or Democrappie?

A fin is the best bait.

those singles don’t fool anybody into believing those are the real thing

What about the guy who caught something big, but when he tried to reel it in, it was just an old, submerged car. He got a clunker, not a lunker.

Fishermen are natural experimental scientists.

Reel funny, Rod

Must be an Illinois politician “fishing” for votes…

A fish full of dollars?

Try a fake gold coin on that hook. When they come up to bite it to see if it’s real…