Herman by Jim Unger for December 13, 2020

True leadership.

Rasslin’ steers is quite the challenge.

Real career job

The challenge is not the frying, my good man. It is dealing with a segment of the population that will be ordering them. Hence the horns on the hat when you have to go head to head.

These days, the uniforms worn by fast-food workers look more like something the officer corps of the First Order would ware

You’ve got the job!

Now raise your left hand and repeat after me…

“Would you like to supersize that?”

It’s called dis-incentive interviewing. If he still wants the job, you got a worker ant.

One time I saw a sign in a Jack-In-The-Box with a picture of the mascot, and the caption, “If you worked here, you’d know why I’m smiling”.

Hard to get excited over frying burgers.

Worked fast food for a few years. The uniform was EVERYTHING I HATE TO WEAR. I cheated and wore white sockies instead of black, but the pants and polo shirt were horrible. At least there was a cap with a bill.

I wish they’d stop calling employees ‘associates’. If I didn’t have to work with them, I wouldn’t associate with half of those goobers.

“Son, these Golden Arches mean much more than low quality food at ridiculous prices served by morons. They mean Mom, America, and apple pie.”

Let me guess; the restaurant is called “General Beef Burgers”

Run, kid!