New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 07, 2020

Phillies are in Philadelphia. No more proof needed.

Whoops, you forgot the word “score”.

You forgot VERY bad, bt failed to specify what.

Shortly after Trump said that, the Philadelphia Union soccer team had a home game. Hanging behind one of the goals was a huge banner that read, “BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN PHILADELPHIA!”

Nice spin! Leave it to sports to make things better.

And that’s why I left Philadelphia for the Ozarks in 2003. And every day, I’m gladder and gladder I did.

Ah, no caustic replies to other people’s comments.. We’re working through this! Hurrah, Gritty!

Thanks to an anonymous tip the Philadelphia police caught two men with guns who were headed to where the ballots are being counted.

We should call Trump “Simba”, because he’s the lyin’ king.

Well, he thought he was lying, does that count? ☺

Bad for him, all right. Biden has WON PENNSYLVANIA, and will be THE 46th. President!

Relax. Uncle Joe will make everything right. Right after his nap.